Battleslote Galactis

Battleslote Galactisam: Slotebuck Quest

Slotebuck’s viper careened through the upper atmosphere of the planet Capretentious. Here she hoped to find the fabled S/pear (of) A/pollo that would lead the surviving colonists at last to the fabled 13th colony of Derridearth. But something was wrong…her ulyssometer was indicating a heavy influx of gabler particles, particles which appeared in the warp trails left by Cylon ships. Could there by Cylons in progress near here?

Slotebuck flipped up her visor to put a Winston light into her waiting mouth. She could certainly ride her way through a gabler storm; she had done so many times in the past. Puffing hard on the filtered delight, she checked her instrument panel. The text display was definitely showing the effects of gablerian warping. But wait…something even more sinister. The text panel bent and deformed itself in mock obeisance to Slotebuck’s intentions. These were not gabler particles…these were danis rosons! Although cleaner, lighter and supposedly less threatening than a gabler burst, it had been discovered that they could completely alter the sense-sphere and produce a confused proliferation of editions.

Slotebuck pulled back hard on the viper’s throbbing red joystick. Her hand moved up and down it’s girthy mass, guiding the craft into the waiting, wet gash of land that lay below. With a climatic crash the viper skidded to a polyvalent stop. Slotebuck looked up. It seemed that the danis roson storm was passing harmlessly above…she thanked the god Stephenus and jumped from the cockpit of her craft. Now she must scour the lacanian plains, looking for the mysterious phallic artifact. She knew that the S/pear (of) A/pollo had been in the Museyroom, but with the progress of the Cylons through the area there was no longer any way to see where that had been. Instead of a the great cities of Capretentious, all that was left were fragments. Or, perhaps…the fragment!